15 Things Dogs Do That No Normal Human Can

1. Fart in another person's face.

1. Fart in another person's face.

2. Pee on the floor out of spite.

2. Pee on the floor out of spite.

3. Eat a shoe, 'cuz why not?

3. Eat a shoe, 'cuz why not?

4. Bite someone's dick by surprise.

4. Bite someone's dick by surprise.

5. Eat crayons and literally taste the rainbow.

5. Eat crayons and literally taste the rainbow.

6. Happily steal children's meals.

6. Happily steal children's meals.

7. Eat a wall.

7. Eat a wall.

8. Sneak into a stranger's house.

8. Sneak into a stranger's house.

9. Lick dead animals.

9. Lick dead animals.

10. Fall to the floor for no apparent reason.

10. Fall to the floor for no apparent reason.

11. Sneeze into another person's mouth.

11. Sneeze into another person's mouth.

12. Scare the shit out of a turkey...and then eat that shit.

12. Scare the shit out of a turkey...and then eat that shit.

13. Trample your brother and break his foot.

13. Trample your brother and break his foot.

14. Poop in a Roomba's path.

14. Poop in a Roomba's path.

15. And finally, pee on someone while they sleep.

15. And finally, pee on someone while they sleep.

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