18 Situations That Are Too Fucking Real If You’re Over 30
1. Realizing some of your favorite TV shows are now older than half your co-workers.
2. What happens when you actually decide to go out on a Friday night...
3. ...because this is how you USUALLY spend every night.
4. Relating more to Scott Brennen (Jon Lovitz) than Josh Baskin (Tom Hanks) in Big.
5. Being very excited when one of your childhood foods makes a comeback...
6. ...but then feeling VERY SAD when you realize it's only a limited run.
7. What it's like going on social media for one second.
8. The excitement of shopping for a new mattress.
9. Spending an entire weekend on Zillow.
10. Praying to God to make baby shower season end.
11. Feeling an immense sense of pride when you get carded.
12. Falling asleep after one glass of wine.
13. And having heartburn at the thought alone of anything spicy.
14. Seeing your friends less often every year after 30.
15. Hearing your favorite band from high school show up on the "oldies" station.
16. Being inexplicably annoyed when someone tries to reach you after 9 p.m.
17. And finally, knowing nothing in the world feels better than a nap...
18. ...minus the part where you actually wake up and somehow feel worse than before.
